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None Dare Call It Ordinary

​Hosts Dylan and Brent dig into the unusual, unorthodox, and downright unsettling beliefs found at the depths of the Internet and the heights of paranoia.

Aug 31, 2020

This bonus episode covers three stories about the weird and wild world of measurement. The first is the battle between two foots: the U.S. Survey Foot and the International Foot. The second is America's ongoing "height modernization" which will shorten some of our favorite mountains and upset Colorado. Lastly, we cover...


Aug 22, 2020

This episode covers the degeneracy theory of acclaimed 18th century naturalist Comte de Buffon, who argued that the cold and wet American environment was not conducive to growing giant mammals. His greatest nemesis was none other than Thomas Jefferson, who would stop at nothing, including shipping a decaying...


Aug 17, 2020

This episode covers the conspiracy theory that Paul McCartney of the Beatles died in 1966 and was replaced by William Campell aka Faul McFartney. Not wanting to cause a teenage riot but also wanting to inform their more mature fans, the remaining Beatles hid clues in their albums and on album artwork. Or maybe the...


Aug 16, 2020

This bonus episode covers the antics of the Montana Freemen, who exported posse comitatus inspired check fraud and common law courts all across the country. They were even involved in the most 90's cliche: an 81-day stand off with the FBI and ATF.

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Aug 8, 2020

In this installment of our The Secret Man series, Dux teams up with the KGB to track down a mysterious bioweapon. His path takes him to Milan to eat penne arrabiata with a milk-drinking Serbian and then to Dusseldorf to get drunk and complain about train travel. Finally, Dux writes himself in Beirut so he can heroically...